The United Kingdom of Great Danubia And Transylvania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Danubian Royal Family with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.341 billion Danubians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Budacluc. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danubian economy, worth 146 trillion Hungarian Frounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 109,316 Hungarian Frounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag, school football matches are usually five-a-side, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Danubia And Transylvania's national animal is the Danubian Three Headed Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Great Danubia And Transylvania is ranked 31,820^th in the world and 21^st in Mitteleuropa for Safest, scoring 108.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.